Funny Tiny Woman Crying Cutting Onion Photo Prompt

Create an ultra-realistic, photorealistic cinematic macro photograph, vertical 3:4, featuring a highly detailed miniature world inside a slightly messy modern kitchen. On top of a large wooden cutting board stands a tiny miniature woman, only about 5–7 cm tall. She must look extremely small compared with the giant red onion, kitchen knife, cutting board, and everything surrounding him. The miniature woman has a highly realistic human face, natural skin texture, naturally messy hair, and a very expressive face. He is crying intensely because of the onion. His outfit: a white T-shirt with clearly readable text “NOT CRYING, IT'S EMOTION” an open red-and-black checkered flannel shirt a white baseball cap with a clearly visible “NY” logo blue denim jeans with ripped knees black Converse sneakers In front of him is a giant red onion that has been cut in half, dramatically larger than his entire body. The onion has glossy reddish-purple skin and highly detailed white-and-purple inner layers with realistic concentric patterns. The miniature woman is holding a huge kitchen knife and appears to be cutting the giant onion. The knife must look enormous compared with his tiny body. Because of the onion, the woman is crying uncontrollably. His eyes are tightly closed, his face is scrunched up in pain, and his mouth is wide open as if he is sobbing. From both eyes, two powerful streams of tears shoot downward like miniature waterfalls, curving naturally through the air before splashing onto the cutting board. Individual tears and droplets are visible on his face. Beside the cutting board, place a large amount of freshly sliced red onion, scattered naturally across the kitchen counter. Include many onion rings, half-moon slices, and smaller chopped pieces, with realistic reddish-purple and white colors. Add several loose onion skins scattered around the cutting area. The kitchen should look slightly messy, as if someone has just been preparing food: scattered onion slices, onion skins, a few kitchen utensils, small water droplets, wet patches on the counter, and cooking equipment visible in the background. The kitchen should feel naturally untidy but not dirty or excessively chaotic. The cutting board is wet, with small puddles and splashes of water. Some water flows toward the edge of the board and spills onto the countertop. Use a low-angle macro photography perspective, shallow depth of field, extremely sharp focus on the miniature woman, giant onion, knife, and streams of tears, while the background kitchen has a soft cinematic bokeh. Dramatic yet natural professional lighting, realistic reflections on the onion, knife, water droplets, and wooden surface. Extremely detailed wood grain, onion layers, fabric texture, flannel pattern, T-shirt lettering, denim stitching, ripped knees, Converse shoes, facial skin texture, and individual water droplets. Overall style: surreal but highly photorealistic, humorous, absurd, cinematic, realistic miniature world, professional macro photography, natural proportions and realistic scale. Negative prompt: cartoon, chibi, anime, illustration, fake-looking CGI, normal-sized human, unrealistic proportions, extra fingers, deformed hands, distorted face, incorrect T-shirt text, unreadable text, incorrect NY logo, excessive blur, floating objects, watermark, overly clean kitchen, excessively dirty kitchen.